Oh, Halloween.
I can’t believe I start work on Monday! Nervous excitement washes over me.
And I don’t know where my phone is. I hope it’s not in costume because then I will never find it. Oh, Halloween.
Something about Halloween irks me. It’s not the kids dressing up and trick-or-treating – I think that’s awesome. It’s the idiots and their firecrackers, and the idea that today is the only day where we’re “allowed” to dress up as someone else today. Fuck it, grow a pair and go outside in your Batman costume whenever you want. The concept that the “freedom to express yourself” is only okay when everyone else is doing it.
And the whole sexy nurse/witch/gangster/nun/insurance broker thing is so excruciatingly overplayed. Thanks for making sexiness boring, attention-starved lasses of the world.
Oh yeah, and zombies. I hate zombies. I just want zombies to go home.
